My hot water broke so ….

Friends,

I love adventure, some of the time. And right now, I need a luke warm shower to cool off.

Yes, the heat and grime need to go.

But, much worse is WORD PRESS ….

They are SPAMMING ME to get me to buy from them.

OK, I would buy from them.

But, THEY DO NOT SUPPORT ME. I would say their software, but I am a software engineer, and CEO of my company (hint), so I want to be fair to their support engineers and their software company.

BUT, they have made me so mad, I used the idiot word, or maybe it was the stupid word. I think it was ‘idiot.’

I have consistently had 15 second waits when I click a button on my blog.

FIFTEEN SECONDS.

FOR TEXT?

TEXT?

FIFTEEN SECONDS?

“Calmame mijo …. ” [Pretend this is in italics …. italics – ON. italics – OFF. Get it?]

[I go to place the spanish into italics and what do I see?]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

i hate wordpress.

I HATE WORDPRESS.

If you CANNOT WRITE SOFTWARE, DON’T …..

EVERY THING WENT MISSING FROM THE TEXT EDITOR.

At least I can still WRITE.

What is this?

Flinstones?

Satire on:

“Hey Fred!? Hand me a chisel!”

“Barney! Don’t”

“Why?”

“That isn’t clay-do, that is the new wordpress.”

“So? They didn’t know what they were doing, so they sent C4.”

BOOOOOOM.

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About Wayne

First, I blogged on blogger, then Myspace - soon I was consistently ranked. Next, I quit. Then the blogging addiction came back .... Comments are appreciated. Not nice comments are edited. You can follow me at the top right.
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